{"id":1318,"date":"2024-03-05T09:18:47","date_gmt":"2024-03-05T09:18:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/?p=1318"},"modified":"2024-03-05T09:18:47","modified_gmt":"2024-03-05T09:18:47","slug":"a-blonde-and-a-redhead-have-a-ranch-they-have-just-lost-their-bull","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/?p=1318","title":{"rendered":"A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.<br \/>\nThe women need to buy another, but only have $500.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The redhead tells the blonde, \u201cI will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer.<br \/>\nFinally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word \u201ccomfortable.\u201d Skeptical, the operator asks, \u201cHow will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The redhead replies, \u201cShe\u2019s a blonde so she reads slow: \u2018Come for ta bull.\u2019\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-10731\" src=\"https:\/\/readlovepray.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/w-738-2.png\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/readlovepray.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/w-738-2.png 1024w, https:\/\/readlovepray.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/w-738-2-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/readlovepray.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/w-738-2-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/readlovepray.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/w-738-2-768x768.png 768w\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to&hellip;","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1319,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"csco_display_header_overlay":false,"csco_singular_sidebar":"","csco_page_header_type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"ppma_author":[7],"class_list":{"0":"post-1318","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized","8":"cs-entry"},"authors":[{"term_id":7,"user_id":1,"is_guest":0,"slug":"admin","display_name":"Arya Roberts","avatar_url":{"url":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/q6.jpg","url2x":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/q6.jpg"},"author_category":"","first_name":"","last_name":"","user_url":"https:\/\/americapwd.com","job_title":"","description":""}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1320,"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions\/1320"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/americapwd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fppma_author&post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}